

Weekend Party Picks: May 23 - 25
Cancel all brunch plans, afternoon picnics, weddings, and family funerals— this weekend, there are too many nighttime affairs to attend...
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Sunday June 1st - Crack Bellmer
Hats. Boots. Leather. Lesbianism.
It’s long been known that cowbois are frequently secretly fond of each other. (What did you think all them saddles and boots was about?)
Party Dyke’s dustin’ off their boots, oiling up their belt buckle, and invitin’ all you homosexuals to scoot yer boots down to the local honky-tonk.
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There’ll be:
Line Dancing Lessons - no partner, no problem
Arm Wrastlin’ - prove you got grit, or are you all hat and no cattle?
Drag and Burlesque - lineup TBA, but it’ll be hot enough to set yer hat a'fire
Water Gun Shoot Out - prove y’all can at least shoot straight
Kissin’ Booth - 'cos a little canoodlin' never hurt nobody
Veggie BBQ - better than just beans ‘n’ grits, no doubt ‘bout it
Photo Ops - hot mugshots for cute cowbois
And plenty more saloon shenanigans